FW: Dallas Cowboys

// Forwarded by KC //

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A: To Texas Stadium- they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why was Bill Parcells upset when the Dallas Cowboys play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.